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rofltrolling:

do u ever feel so obsessed with a song and even though it’s constantly on repeat you feel like it’s just not enough and it you just wanna marry it or something ????

shitshilarious:

officialwhitegirls:

hot dammit, your booty like two planets

neither a moon nor a sun is scientifically recognized as a planet

science side of tumblr what are you doing here

Best of Autocorrect

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

lunalovegouda:

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

luxio:

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while